I was surfing the web today and I found a site that was packed with coffee quotes. A lot of them had incredible insights about the significance of coffee in modern society... BORING! Here are some of the funny ones:

"I never laugh until I've had my coffee." - Clark Gable

"If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all." - David Letterman

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'" - Conan O'Brien

"Is it possible to get coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, Al Pacino... Coffee doesn't need a menu it needs a cup." - Denis Leary