So my daughter exclaimed to me the other day, "I just had my first cup of coffee! I don't know why I didn't think I'd like it, but it was delicious!" I asked her what kind of coffee she had, and she said that it was a latte, with a special vanilla syrup, lots of caramel in it, and even "lots of whipped cream on top, with chocolate sprinkles!" Come on, now. That's not coffee. That's a dessert at a time of the day it's too early to have it. And it might have had a hint of coffee flavor. Call me a snob, but whatever happened to coffee with a little cream and sugar?