Hey, I'm with you! Why does it take 20 words to order a cup of coffee? I personally love coffee the kind where you wake up in the morning and smell it being freshly brewed; envision the dark-roasted beverage lingering on your tongue, warming your insides . . . But calling a grande-triple-skinny-cinnamon-dolce-latte-peppermint-mocha-twist "coffee" is like calling Princess Diana's wedding gown "just a dress."